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Did you know that every two in one people are schizophrenic? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Pigster in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,350


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Schizophrenia beats being alone. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,087.2




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Statistically 9 out of 1 Schizophrenic wankers enjoy gang rape I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chavkiller in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 633.6


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I parked my car sideways over two disabled spaces outside Tesco supermarket today.

"Okay, what's wrong with you? You look in perfect health to me," asked the security guard.

"Schizophrenia," we replied. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sick.fucker in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 466.4


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Definition of revenge: Your best mate, drunk, trying to pull your girlfriend. You taking your girlfriend into the toilet shooting your load into her mouth and then letting her tongue your best friend.

Yeah that's right, fuck you PAUL! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cocky123 in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 413.4


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Schizophrenia - together I can beat it. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Georgedaturd in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 401.6


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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some fucking good ideas! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by birkeneder999 in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 384.4


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Sometimes I question my sanity.

Occasionally it replies. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by badharvz in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 331.8


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What's the best thing about schizophrenia?

It turns a wank into an orgy! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht in Illness and mortality - Schizophrenia - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 303.6


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I went to see the doctor yesterday.

“What seems to be the problem, Edgar?” he asked.

“Well, I think I suffer from schizophrenia,” I said, being Frank. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by EdgarBriggs in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 238.2



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