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My Uncle had his tongue shot off during World War II.

He doesn't talk about it, though. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by appy2be in Illness and mortality - Mute - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 759.2


1150521
My wife left me speechless today.

I hate looking after our mute son. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Illness and mortality - Mute - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 318.2




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When I started to suspect that my daughter was becoming mute I was embarrassed and hid her from the world.

For fifteen long years I kept her locked indoors, too ashamed to let anyone see her. Every night I wept as I saw her trying to speak but no sound would ever come from her mouth.

Finally last week I decided that something should be done. I summoned my courage, took her to the doctor's, stormed into his surgery and demanded that he diagnose the problem.
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Joke by ray piste in Illness and mortality - Mute (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 317.4


160377
I'm a big fan of the art form of mime.

Whenever I see a mime artist performing in the town square, I always make sure I put my hand in my pocket and throw in some invisible money. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Aspen in Illness and mortality - Mute - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 219.4


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My brother was diagnosed as mute today.

He kept that one quiet. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by molting in Illness and mortality - Mute - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 170.8


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My mute 6 year old son loves a bit of cock up his arse.

He just can't say no. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by crokadoka in Illness and mortality - Mute (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 51


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I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend.

And that's one of the problems with being a mute. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by heyitswill in Illness and mortality - Mute - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 35


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My wife took my xbox away as I 'use it too much'

I sought my revenge by taking something away that she uses too much.

So I cut out her tongue. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by webboadam in Illness and mortality - Mute (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 32.8


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I'm a teacher, and I only found out that one pupil is a mute.

He never told me that. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by adamscott in Illness and mortality - Mute (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 32.8


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I was cheating on my wife with a mute.

It was a quiet affair. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sick.fucker in Illness and mortality - Mute (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 25



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