Jokes under Other > Theme Parks
| Scare some people at your local theme park by bringing nuts and bolts with you and then showing them to the person next to you when the ride has begun. |
 
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I've just invented an invisibility cloak; anything under it is rendered completely invisible. I'm still working out the kinks; you can still see the cloak itself. |
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by Nacirema in Other - Theme Parks (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,314.4
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"Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends". Cunts close at 7.30. |
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My girlfriend is taking me along to see the new Twilight film tonight. I heard the central focus is on the three characters Bella, Jacob and Edward and there love triangle. Jacob admits his love for Bella and forcefully kisses her but she is in love with Edward and he proposes to her. Anyway... How much popcorn does it take to choke yourself into some kind of coma? |
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| Could the parents of the little girl who fell in the tiger enclosure, please come to lost property to collect her shoes? |
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I heard Disney World is going to start serving beer. That gives the ugly kids a chance to get abducted too. |
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submitted by jokemaster9.5, originally by Just Slept with a Dead Chick in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 46.8
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Just found the facebook group called "The coach journey is better than the actual school trip". Not if you're going to Alton Towers it isn't. |
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| I got sacked from my job at Alton Towers on the first day under my new feminist manager after she asked me to suggest a ride for female visitors to the park. Turns out "my penis" was not an appropriate response. |
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by chewey in Other - Theme Parks (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 19.4
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I ran up to a member of staff at Alton Towers, screaming breathlessly "I've lost my 6 month old son!" "Just calm down sir, Im sure we'll find him, where were you last with him?" "On Oblivion..." I cried. |
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I got thrown out of Disneyland Paris at the weekend, so I've just tried to submit a complaint via their website. Unfortunately it wouldn't let me send it for some reason, even though I filled in the boxes, typed in the verification code and everything. So I rang their IT department.
The man said "Did you enter your name?" I said "Yes" "Did you supply a valid email address?" "Yes" "And did you try entering the charact [...] |
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