Jokes under In The News > Climate Change
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Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward. Take that environment. You rape us. We rape you right back. |
 
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by DL2H in In The News - Climate Change (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,065.2
| The real crime of Auschwitz? All those carbon emissions. |
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by tommy1331 in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,758.8
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Scientists have warned that 260,000 Muslims could die as a result of global warming. On a more serious note, Douglas from the Lurpack adverts has melted. |
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by andino in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,726.6
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Thirty million acres of rainforest are being destroyed each year and I'm attempting to recycle a jar of Marmite. It's like turning up at an earthquake with a dustpan and brush. |
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submitted by marc58, originally by Sean Lock in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 649
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Everybody seems to be so worried about the Earth because it is getting hotter. Doesn't anyone actually believe this is all the Sun's fault? I mean I'm no scientist but I'm sure that motherfucker is giving off all the heat. All I can say is when I burn my toast I don't blame the bread... |
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by Grey Box in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 528.2
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Who cares if my grandkids aren't gonna see a polar bear? I didn't see a dinosaur and it never did me any harm. |
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by DickHead! in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 489
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I heard in the news that the problem with wind farms like the new one that has just opened is that to power England we would need an area the size of Wales to place them in. I don't get it. They just solved their own problem. |
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by Peter_G in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 324.8
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So, it's hotter than normal. The sun is shining, and it's taking longer to get dark. It must be global warming! It gets to December. The weather has cooled, and it snows. It can't be global warming, because it's cool. It must be climate change! Alternatively, it could be a neat little thing called seasons. Cunts. |
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by rikku4president in In The News - Climate Change - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 319.2
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The government are always going on about saving energy. I tried turning my lights off to save some... I ran over a cyclist. |
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submitted by justincider, originally by Simon Brodkin as Lee Nelson in In The News - Climate Change (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 304.6
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BBC news headline reads "Pledge to reduce greenhouse gases" How the fuck is a cleaning product going to do that ? |
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