Jokes under Religion > Christianity
For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday
Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon.
You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.
|I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived.|
I don't understand Christians.
They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.
On Yahoo answers I saw: 'What would Jesus do if he were an American citizen today?'
So I wrote...
...Perform the miracle of feeding FIVE people with only 5,000 Loaves and Fishes.
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