Jokes under Religion > Christianity
| Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand. |
 
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| People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow. |
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by hahaboomboom in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,939
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For Dads there is Fathers Day, For mothers there is Mothers Day, For Lovers there is Valentines Day but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday |
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Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon. You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly. |
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| I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived. |
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I don't understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on there being a heaven. |
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by spiritleader in Religion - Christianity - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 982.4
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An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ. It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy Green from Margate has written in to Points of view. When will the madness end? |
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by rider_of_rohan in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 818.2
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What do you get if you cross a Jew? Christianity. |
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by Gigga in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 804.2
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On Yahoo answers I saw: 'What would Jesus do if he were an American citizen today?' So I wrote... ...Perform the miracle of feeding FIVE people with only 5,000 Loaves and Fishes. |
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by Cabron Monoxide in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 715.4
| I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him. |
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by jimboleem1 in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 715.2
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