Jokes under TV > Adverts
|Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month?|
When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.
Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.
I just heard in the news "RAF Tornado crashes on hillside".
This is what happens when you have a shit advertising slogan like,"you don't have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF".
Well apparently you fucking should be.
Carlsberg don't do lager.
If they did, it probably wouldn't taste like the filthiest tramp's piss in the world.
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