Jokes under TV > Film/Movie
| Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies? |
 
   |
| Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home... |
|
| I for one, am all in favor of amalgamating film franchises, it worked for Alien and Predator. Why wouldn't it work for Twilight and Blade? |
|
|
Morpheus and Neo are plugged in to the Matrix and having a chat. Morpheus turns to Neo, "In this world you can be anything you want." There is a short silence. Neo: "Then why are you a nigger?" |
|
Joke
submitted by mrflib, originally by The internet in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,461.4
| "Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it." |
|
|
You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station - it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film. I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming. |
|
|
Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer. |
|
| The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club. |
|
Joke
submitted by Mo Leicester, originally by @pundamentalism in TV - Film/Movie - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,132.4
| Similar to Willy Wonka putting 5 golden tickets into bars of chocolate, Walkers have started a new competition where they have placed 5 crisps into their bags of air. |
|
Joke
by leedaman666 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,122.8
|
James Bond is constantly ripped, amazing at poker, and seems to know where all the good looking girls in the area are. Three guesses how he spent his time as a teenager... |
|
Joke
by Finarboy3 in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,098.2
Page load time: 0.09s (Startup: 0.03s, Controller: 0.05s, Template: 0.01s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
