Jokes under Politics > BNP
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The BNP has announced it will be taking over all call centres that have a British interest, they have already recorded the opening message.... "You are through to the United Kingdom. Please press 1 if you speak English... or 2 to be disconnected until you can..." |
 
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What's the difference between Nick Griffin and a bus? A bus has got seats. |
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| Nick Griffin he's our man, if he can't do it...The Ku Klux Kan! |
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| Anyone else find it funny that a group calling itself "Unite Against Fascism" wants to ban the BNP because they don't agree with their views? |
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Got a leaflet through my door this morning. It said "People like You Vote BNP" How did THEY know I'm an ignorant racist cunt?! |
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I can't believe the hard time the Question Time audience gave Nick Griffin... They need to lighten up a bit.. |
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"Nick Griffin is banned from the Buckingham Palace garden party" - The Queen "Damn it woman, you never even try to like my friends" - Prince Philip |
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The BNP do make a good case for the European election. The bit where Nick Griffin said, "We're not racist!" convinced me. |
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by termsandconditions in Politics - BNP (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 549.2
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This morning, I put on my trainers (made in Indonesia), got in my car (made in Germany), drove to my local supermarket (owned by Americans), bought a pack of my favourite beer (brewed in Belgium) and some chocolate for the missus (made in Switzerland), was served by a male cashier (Czech), went back to my car where I was asked if I wanted it washed (by a man from Ghana), got back home (built by some Polish guys), kissed my wife (Thai) and sat down to watch the news on my TV (made in Japan). I sa [...]
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So it's estimated that BNP will receive 20% of the votes. Must be every English person in the country |
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