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Chuck Norris won an award today.

Kanye West sat politely in his seat. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by myjokesarelame in Celebrities - Chuck Norris (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,066.8


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Mr T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by x111josh in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 347.8




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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by deathcab911 in Celebrities - Chuck Norris - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 214.8


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The black-eyed peas were formally known as 'peas' until Chuck Norris met them. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Konradweb in Celebrities - Chuck Norris - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 171.8


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I bet Michael Jackson regrets touching up Chuck Norris's son. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Megadeth2 in Celebrities - Chuck Norris (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 128.4


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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wastegash2801 in Celebrities - Chuck Norris - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 123.6


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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by deathcab911 in Celebrities - Chuck Norris - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 118.2


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Chuck Norris, the Pope and Jesus are all out in the middle of a lake on a small boat. Jesus says he will walk on the water across to the small island on the middle of the lake. So Jesus steps out of the boat and manages to reach the island without getting a single drop of water on him. Chuck Norris says he wants to have a shot so he steps out of the boat. He too, makes it across to the small island. Next the Pope decides to have a shot. He steps out of the boat but immediately falls in the water [...]

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Joke by Snan in Religion - Catholicism (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 117.2


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Chuck Norris can beat Madeleine Mccann at hide and seek. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by binsnsandals in Celebrities - Chuck Norris - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 114


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Chuck Norris can speak braille. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Doctor_Fresh in Celebrities - Chuck Norris - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 87



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