Jokes under Racism > Vegetarian
| If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food. |
 
   |
Joke
submitted by TGS, originally by Jo Brand in Racism - Vegetarian - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,956.6
| If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? |
|
Joke
by WHITE-LOVER in Racism - Vegetarian (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,624.4
|
This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore. |
|
Joke
by simonlomas in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 695.2
|
I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. |
|
Joke
submitted by RotherhamAdam101, originally by Jack Dee in Racism - Vegetarian (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 670.4
| I don't have anything against vegetarians, but the way I see it, our food shits and pisses on theirs. |
|
|
I think I'd most hate to be a vegetarian at Christmas time. I mean, imagine how shit Christmas must be if you have no friends. |
|
| You have to be careful what you say these days, apparently you're not allowed to call a certain group of people queers anymore. You have to call them vegetarians. |
|
| How can vegetarians possibly love the environment....they keep eating all the fucking plants. |
|
| I'm as ethical as the next bloke, but if I'm hungry I'll eat a panda sandwich. |
|
Joke
submitted by TGS, originally by Jerry Sadowitz in Racism - Vegetarian - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 89.2
|
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
|
Joke
submitted by Kristow, originally by 'Whitney Brown'. in Racism - Vegetarian - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 87
Page load time: 0.15s (Startup: 0.03s, Controller: 0.1s, Template: 0.02s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
