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The "Bishop" came to our church today. He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wreckless. in Religion - Bishop - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,167.6


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I read an article the other day which claimed that over 70% of bishops are gay.
Imagine if they changed the rules of chess now to acknowledge this fact... the bishops would still move in the same directions but could only be taken from behind. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ciarankav in Religion - Bishop - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 551.6




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I finally broke the news to my parents yesterday that I was abused when I was younger by someone from the Catholic Church.

After the initial shock, my Dad offered me a beer to calm myself down.

Insensitive bastard asked me if I fancied a Bishop's Finger. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ClitCommander in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 156.6


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My Mother told me if I kept bashing the bishop I would be punished by going blind.

Well, she was wrong. I got 3 years instead. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Religion - Bishop - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 146.6


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It was great to hear we will now have women Bishops.

I'm hoping to get a blow job from mine.

It will make a nice change from a Mars bar and a sore arse. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Religion - Bishop - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 132.8


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The Church of England votes against women Bishops.

Why are we surprised that a bunch of queers don't want women in their club? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nick78 in Religion - Bishop - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 79.8


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The fucking cheek of it!

I've just been told straight out that I didn't get the job because I'm a Muslim!

What the fuck is an Archbishop anyway? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by turdburgler in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 72


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Personally I think that the Church of England should allow women Bishops.
After all, as a young boy, I would much rather have my first sexual experience with a woman, than with some dirty old bloke. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cokecan in Religion - Bishop - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 39.6


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That drink Bishops Finger tastes like shit.. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by darynkeary in Religion - Bishop (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 16.8


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The Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams has hit out at the coalition Government saying;
"we are being committed to radical, long-term policies for which no-one voted"

The Archbishop has since been reminded that no-one voted for the ten commandments and that he's spent his life advocating policies from a leader no-one can see, let alone elected. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Shakespeare in Religion - Bishop (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 16



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