Jokes under Sex and shit > Pervert
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At the store where I work, a lady was trying to return some of her teenage daughter's underwear that didn't fit properly. We have a strict "no underwear returns" policy... Normally. |
 
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Sorry for staring at your tits... I thought I was wearing my sunglasses. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Pervert - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,057.8
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You should've seen Emma at work today - short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. It rides up just far enough when she sits down to give you a tantalising glance of her lacy black panties. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipple.
I've got no chance with her though - somehow she's got the idea in her hea [...] |
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My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse. Oh, and she doesn't react well to criticism. |
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The camera on my new mobile phone is brilliant. It even works under water. "That's great, Uncle Nigel, but can I finish my bath now please?" |
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| I have just started a new job in a care home. I have never found a job so rewarding, getting paid to have sex all day. |
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My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out. |
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by catsnip in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 565
| My parents might have been sick perverts but at least I wasn't teased about being a virgin at school. |
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Women, if you're sick and tired of us men looking down and staring at your tits when we talk to you, may I suggest getting a prettier face. We thank you for your co-operation in this matter. |
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by The Brutal Truth in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 510.8
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Facebook should make a bigger deal over privacy, certainly as far as photos are concerned. I managed to find a really attractive girl I'd seen before, and without adding her, I could see all her photos, including some in a bikini. I mean, she's lucky it's only me wanking and not some pervert. |
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by Annonymous in Sex and shit - Pervert (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 495.8
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