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Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Icegiant in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 4,986.6


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mikehawksbig wrote:

We just got back from a holiday in Portugal.

Came back with the same number of kids I left with.

How clever am I?

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Not as clever as me. I came back with one extra. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by buttcrust in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4,531.8




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I feel sorry for the McCanns.

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Smackhead in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3,720.2


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Kate McCann has a lovely tan at the moment. I guess it's because she's been lying in the Sun all week. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Elbow Bone in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 3,209.4


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Why can't Maddie McCann play Xbox?

Because I've got a PS3. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by monty_ducks in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,884.6


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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"

"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."

"Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Biscuit777 in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,847.8


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I'm starting a new Portuguese style food venture,
I'm calling it Kate & Gerry's and it's a takeaway. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by goonerphil in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,076


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Gerry and Kate walk into a bar...

That's when I made my move! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Craig.M in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,879.8


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So, Maddie's parents are 'confident the child spotted in India isn't Maddie'.

I suppose, if you buried her yourself, you would be pretty fucking confident. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by okmijnuhb in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,714.6


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I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds.

That way, if they ever do find her, I'll be able to afford a fucking good lawyer. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jibjab in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,629.2



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