Jokes under Racism > Jamaican
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I was in a nightclub and went up to this bird and used the old chat up line: "Excuse me, are you Jamaican?" She rolled her eyes at me and said, "Let me guess: 'You're Jamaican me crazy?'" "No," I replied, "You're black and you stink of shit." |
 
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I can't wait til somebody makes a show called Jamaican supernanny. It would sound something like this "yah see dat, dat is the naughty chair, now when yah child is misbehaving, yah beat him with the naughty chair" ------- It's not for me, it's for your own raati good. |
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One afternoon Paddy and Mick were having a pint at a pub across from a brothel. For the craic, they sat in the front so they could watch the comings and goings across the street. The two lads were shocked when a Presbyterian minister walked into the brothel.
"Begod," says Paddy, "that's a shame to see a man of the cloth going bad!" A while later a Jewish rabbi walked into the brothel. "Ah," says Mick, "wouldja lookit that! [...] |
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BBC News - Jamaican lesbian can stay in UK The government have finally taken Ali G's advice on immigration. |
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Jamiacans are so sensitive, apparently shouting,'Fucking hell, it's a nigger egg!' whilst under a coconut tree is enough to get you stabbed. |
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A guy is walking past a driveway and sees a Jamaican putting up a sign that reads "Boat for sale." The man looks but all he can see is a caravan and a jeep. Confused he says to the Jamaican, "Where's the boat, all I see is a caravan and a jeep?" "Yes, mon," replies the Jamaican, "and they're boat for sale!" |
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| Did anyone else expect Jamaica's national anthem to be played on steel drums? |
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What do you call a gay Jamaican? Pokemon. |
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by adamscott in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 28.6
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What do you call a Jamaican with a cake on his head ? A Ragga Muffin |
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A man is in a hospital waiting room for over an hour. Finally two Jamaican nurses come bounding through door. The man laughs politely and jokes, "Shh, it's like the buses." One nurse replies. "Ha, you wait for ages then two come at once?" The man replies, "No because you stink of piss and you'd be grateful if people rode you for £1.70." |
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