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Metro Front Page:- "Cricket declares war on cheaters" What a brave little insect, taking on all those big cats single-handedly... |
 
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Sports - Cricket (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,094.4
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I've been watching the cricket for hours now, but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs. |
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| England have become the number one cricketing team in the world. We sure showed those 8 other teams. |
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| I can't believe that anybody thought that England could beat Ireland in cricket; haven't they seen the Magners advert? |
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The phone rings in the Australian Cricket Team's changing room. "G'day. Could I speak to Ricky Ponting, please?" "Aww, look, sorry mate, he's just gone out to bat." "Oh, that's alright, mate. I'll hang on." |
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Cricket is very popular in Japan. It's what they do to their camera to take a photo. |
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by Tinpotbob in Racism - Japanese (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 417.4
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The death of Bobby Robson was never going to threaten the database latency. A thoroughly decent bloke, who has earned respect and affection over decades is not good material for this site. What we thrive on is twats, ugly people, or people dumb enough to come a cropper in a nasty sledging incident. So die Ricky Ponting, you Aussie bastard. You tick all the boxes. |
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Victory is like a bacon sandwich, Pakistan will never get to taste it! |
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What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat? A vet. |
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Cricket wisdom: The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important! |
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