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I went down the local fair last night and they had one of those things you have to punch as hard as you can.

A gypsy.
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Joke by Unassigned in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 676.2


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So, I see they have a gypsy in the new Big Brother house.

Good luck trying to evict that!
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Joke by J1mmy15 in Racism - Gypsy (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 660.2




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I just watched some Pikeys getting married on Gypsy Weddings.
The only possible reason I can see for the bride to have such an elaborate dress with so many layers is that by the time her groom has peeled it off, she may be nearing the age of consent.
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Joke by sickhammie in Racism - Gypsy (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 635.8


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A pretty young Gypsy girl knocked on my door asking if I had any old clothing.
I said yes but what would I get in return?
She said I could play with her breasts for a while.
Seemed fair, tit for tat...
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Joke by goonerphil in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 590.6


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I don't agree with Vodafone's advertising campaign.

It states, "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community"

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the Gypsies!
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Joke by welshmadman in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 551.8


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After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a 'romany' wedding:

Pikey Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the cunt as hard as he could."

Judge: "Gosh, that must have hurt."

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Joke by spazzy in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 537.4


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Why are we supposed to call gypsies travellers when they never fuck off? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dartagnan in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 464.6


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What happens if you stick your palm up a Gypsy's dress?

You get your palm read every 28 days.
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Joke by ht in Racism - Gypsy (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 399.4


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Two gypsys wake up in bed together.

One says to the other "I hope we can still be cousins".
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Joke by stevo2560 in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 390.2


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Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?

It's called Go and Wash
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 389.6



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