Jokes under Sports > Basketball
| Kobe Bryant.. putting the 'ape' into rape since August 23, 1978 |
 
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by sjf1001 in Sports - Basketball (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 465.6
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Hockey, a sport for white men. Basketball, a sport for black men. Golf, a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. |
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What do you call a bench with all white men on it. NBA. |
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by bobbyp in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 102.4
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I had an hour to kill today. So I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game. |
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After winning the NBA Championship without the help of Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant was quoted: "It finally felt like a big old monkey was off my back." |
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So Noirin kelly from big brother wants to be the next Jordan ? Good luck to her.... didn't think basketball was that big here in the UK |
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by Chalky501 in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 38
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Sometimes the true stories are the best: In 1891, The game of basketball was invented in America. It resembled the modern game we have now, with people trying to land the ball in a basket attached high up on a wall. It wasn't until 15 years later when someone came up with the idea of putting a hole in the basket, so they could get the ball down after someone scored. |
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I think it's a disgrace just how lazy professional sportsmen are getting these days. Just the other day while flicking through the channels I saw a basketball game, and these loafing bastards were playing on chairs with wheels on them!! Wouldn't even get off their arse. |
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by buckfasthero in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 22.6
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I went to the monkey enclosure the other day. I had to laugh at them jumping around and throwing their shit about. I wasn't really concentrating but I think The LA Lakers won. |
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by KitchInStinkHole in Sports - Basketball (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 22.4
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Basketball = Dribble then shoot. Sex = Shoot then dribble. |
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by aidanevans in Sports - Basketball (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 21.6
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