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The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to me saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The [...]

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Joke by JOHN MAFIA in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 535.8


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They say that once you've tried black you never go back.

That's because no white man will ever fucking touch you again bitch. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ihatekopites in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 495.6




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Apparently if you only ever ate bananas you would never need to wipe your arse after having a crap.

I wondered why my mate Leroy never seems to spend more than a minute in the shithouse. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by got spunk in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 406.4


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I was speaking to one of my friends today and she said that the smallest penis she had ever seen belonged to a black guy.
So I said to her "Ah, so the stereotype isn't true then?"
To which she responded, "Yeah, it was only about 8 inches."

..fucking slag. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 258.4


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I found a video on my wife's phone of me shagging her.

I don't remember filming this but it must have been on holiday, I've got a great tan and my cock looks massive. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Stuart Torrance in Sex and shit - Black Cock (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 227


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Can we start adding the jokes to the "stop smashing F5" page?

This way we can all read them. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wwtf in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 178.8


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Once you've had black, you'll want your stuff back. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SebChelsea in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 143.4


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I walked into the pub toilets last night, and found a black guy laid on the floor, getting his cock out.

I said, "Are you ok?"

He said, "Fine thanks, I just need a piss, but my doctor told me not to do any heavy lifting." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stash in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 120.8


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Once you go black...

....your friends stop talking to you and lose any respect they had for you. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daveybabey in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 115.8


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Does a Pina Colada dangle between a black man's legs? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by horsemolester in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 87.2



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