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If Tim Westwood falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it is he still a cunt? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Crafty in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 641.8


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Black couple have white child.
Parents are considering calling him Tim Westwood.
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Joke by markmckaytnt in Celebrities - Tim Westwood (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 444.2




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What do you get if you cross Tim Westwood with Downs Syndrome?

Dappy.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 183.4


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What's the difference between a vagina and Tim Westwood?

One is a female sex organ, the other is a cunt.
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Joke by AngryInfidel in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 158.6


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Pimp my ride UK with Tim Westwood:

The only time they have ever shown a cunt on tv before the watershed.
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Joke by ididyourmom in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 153


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Yo! I is well sick and tired
wit all you honkies talking
shit 'bout how us brothers
don't work and do nuttin
but gang rape, steal and
pick cotton.
I work for a living mother
fuckers, so axe yo'self if it's
right to stereotype me just
coz I is black? Check yo'self
Peace out.

Tim Westwood.
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Joke by fundalungs in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 110.4


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When is somebody going to explain to Tim Westwood that he is a white middle class male?

His name is not Tyrone, he does not own a gun, he cannot rap.

He is not a fucking black!
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Joke by consoler111 in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 80.2


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What's black and doesn't work?

Tim Westwood's recessive gene.
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Joke by Scooterloot in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 70.6


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Apparently Tim Westwood is not black, he's just a wanker I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by darilh in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 50.8


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Why does Tim Westwood make a squelching sound when he walks?

Because he's a fucking cunt!
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Joke by chelsea_steve in Celebrities - Tim Westwood - Added: 5 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 47.6



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