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Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally [...]

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Joke by caliban in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,485


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The EU has lifted a ban on misshapen vegetables.

Thank fuck - I can finally let my mongoloid son out of the cellar. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by storyteller in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 566.6




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BBC Headline : 'Thalidomide survivors to get £20m'

I was shocked, I expected a small hand out. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 487.4


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So thalidomide manufacturer finally apologises.

I know a few people who won't be applauding. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Youfatdick in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 160.4


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The UK Government have offered £20 million in compensation and an apology to Thalidomide victims.

I expect the victims would applaud this announcement...if they could reach. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eatmeat in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 148


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As I was jogging along for charity this morning I was trying to think what was so fucking fun about a fun run.

Then a girl with no arms tripped over and smashed her face off the pavement. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bumblesquash in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 142.2


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Dave has just had his left arm amputated after an accident at work. He goes to his local for a few pints with his mate Rick to drown his sorrows.
After half an hour a man with no arms at all comes into the pub bouncing around like he's on a pogo stick.

Rick says to Dave, "Look, you miserable twat. That guy there has got no arms at all and he's as happy as a pig in shit. At least you still have an arm."

Rick goes over to this guy.

&qu [...]

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Joke by mkgbw246 in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 120.6


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Say what you like about Thalidomide victims, but I've never met one yet I would call a wanker. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by marley in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 120.4


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So the British government has finally paid damages to the victims of the thalidomide drug.

OK, the money is on the table...but they'll never get their hands on it. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by zynaps in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 111.8


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What's pink and hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 86.4



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