Jokes under Sex and shit > Twins
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I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin. My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin? I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard. |
 
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I’m very close to my identical twin brother. We even finish each other’s sentences. Which is nice as he’s now serving 30 years for that rape I committed. |
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This old geezer goes into a church confessional booth and says to the Priest, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
"What is it you have done, my son?" "Well, I am 85 years old and last night I was late night shopping in Tesco when a 25 year-old pair of Swedish twins asked me for some help. Well, one thing led to another and I ended up going back to their place and I had sex with both of them." "Say five Hail Mary's, my son." [...] |
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My neighbour just gave birth to Siamese twins. I've knitted them a W-neck sweater as a gift. |
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I went out with a 'joined at the buttocks' Siamese twin for a while but she finished with me..... She found out I was seeing her sister behind her back |
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"GIVE IT ERE", "no it's mine", "LET ME AVE IT", "it's my turn" "U HAD IT LAST", "fuck off", "C'MON GIMME IT", "no way" Siamese twins having a wank |
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My girlfriend just told me she thinks my brother is a real ugly cunt. I wouldn't mind, but he's my identical twin. |
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I had to look after some Siamese Twins the other day. I have to say I'm ashamed that I took the opportunity to molest them... I felt a right cunt. Then I felt the left one. |
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When I was young, I had to sit there and listen to my dad molesting my sister. I hated being a Siamese twin. |
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Joke
by hitler cant dance in Sex and shit - Twins (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 213
| Next time you're having a bad day, just imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother attached at your shoulder is gay, you're not. He has a date coming tonight and you only have one arsehole! |
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