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"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dave."

"Dave who?"

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
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Joke by Fuzbomb in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,660.8


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Knock knock.......

Knock knock.......

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock....

Hurry up Whitney, I need a shit.
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Joke by fannyfoghorn in Other - Knock Knock (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,099.4




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Knock knock jokes... Completely wasted on the homeless. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by CUTTSY, originally by Stewart Francis in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 855


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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Santa"

"Santa who?"

"Santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage".
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Joke by scissors in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 699.2


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When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someone's door and run away before they answered.

Nowadays, it's known as "Parcelforce"
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Joke by Unassigned in Other - Professions (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 690.8


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Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repairman."
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Joke by cc1957 in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 607.6


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Knock Knock

Who's There?

The Interrupting Cow

The Interr.....

MOOOOO!
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Joke by seanmcool in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 493.2


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Knock Knock

Who's there?

An Irish Burglar
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Joke by famous amos in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 404


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Knock Knock!
who`s there?
Between 836 and 960 sickipediens, let us fucking in.
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Joke by raycyst in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 353.4


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We tried to perform a 'Knock knock' joke, but you weren't in. Please collect the punchline from our depot from 7am - 3pm, Monday - Thursday. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by binladensson, originally by twitter.com/Pundamentalism in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 317.2



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