Jokes under Racism > Arabic
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Is it true that Muslims read from right to left? .stnuc gniknits ,gnikcuf fo hcnuB |
 
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What do you do when you see a hundred dead Arabs? Stop laughing and reload! |
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The Chinese Prime Minister walks into McDonald's and asks for a Big Mac. The guy behind the counter asks if he'd like anything else. To which he replies, "Yes, I could murder a Sheikh." |
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Saudi text - 'Happy valentines day xxx' Send to: Group: Wives. |
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by The crossbow cannibal in Racism - Arabic (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 349.2
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An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please? Arab: Abu Zina. Consul: Sex? Arab: Every day. Consul: Er, I mean, male or female? Arab: Dont matter, sometimes even Camel. Consul: Holy cow! Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too. Consul: Isn't that hostile? Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!. Con [...] |
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It's OK to have some arab blood. Just as long as it's on your car's front bumper... |
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Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right.. |
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by VivaLaAbortion in Racism - Arabic (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 180.4
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A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, 'We realise it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women but, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.' 'Absolutely not,' says the Mullah. 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.' 'So, aft [...] |
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I saw a fat bloke crying on the bench the other day. When I asked him what was the problem he sobbed. "No one will hire me just because I'm fat." I didn't know what to do so I tried to comfort him. "Mate, you're looking at this the wrong way." "Am I?" "Yes, yes; I'm almost one hundred percent sure it's because you're Arab." |
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What do you call a camel with four humps? A Saudi quattro |
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