Jokes under In The News > Retail
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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday. The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses. |
 
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| Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable. |
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| Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings. |
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What's the difference between a horse and a cow? "I couldn't give a flying fuck lad, just chuck it in the mincer while I load the Tesco van." |
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Following the factory collapse in Dhaka. Primark have launch their new crushed linen shirt range. |
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To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process. There's so many hurdles you need to get through. |
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My mate Leroy always gets his jokes mixed up when he's pissed. He just texted me from the pub, apologising for any traces of horse DNA found inside my wife. |
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by poltroon in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 2.6
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£50 million has been spent on what was once a household name in this country, a true force in its field, but is now a former shadow of itself, falling behind the times in a very depressing, disappointing fashion. But enough about Fernando Torres, it looks like HMV have found a buyer. |
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The dangers of online gambling have been highlighted today. A man died at a William Hill site at the sign on stage |
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| Iv'e just been to the supermarket to get some horseburgers, but they have removed them from sale and replaced them with Birds eye burgers, whatever next? |
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by Bernardmanningsghost in In The News - Retail (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 0.8
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