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David Cameron calls for UK referendum on EU membership...

If we do decide to leave Europe, I hope we move somewhere warmer.
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Joke by nick78 in Politics - Europe - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago - Current Score: 158


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David Cameron wants an "In / Out" referendum on Europe.

I'm sure there would be better turnout if he added a third option - "Shake it all about"
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Joke by Pixman in Politics - Europe - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago - Current Score: 8




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David Cameron claims he has a tantric approach to the EU.

This explains why it appears that he's doing nothing effective and yet we're all being deeply fucked.
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Joke by Fles in Politics - Prime Minister (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.6


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Eurozone Unemployment now stands at 19.5 million. This EU thing is really working well.

If you work in Brussels that is.
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Joke by Homer Simpson in Politics - Europe - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 4.2


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So the European Court of Human rights have said it's OK to tell someone they can't wear a Christian symbol like a cross to work?

I can't see them saying the same thing to a Sikh about his turban.

If I'm wrong, then hats off to them.
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Joke by MammaCass in Religion - Sikh (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.8


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Definition of irony:

Ireland fighting for independence for hundreds of years.

Then realising they were short a few euro.
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Joke by feikennyw in Politics - Europe - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3.6


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So the EU has won the Nobel Prize for keeping the peace in Europe for over 60 years.

I feel a lifetime achievement award would have been more appropriate.
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Joke by Peadar in Politics - Europe - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 2.2


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If David Cameron is listening , Is it too late to hold the referendum before Saturday's Eurovision song- contest? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by funboy3 in Politics - Europe - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 1.6


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David Cameron has been rushed to proctologist's immediately after his speech on EU.

Doctors say he has torn his backside while trying to sit on two chairs.
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Joke by 12inchtennis in Celebrities - David Cameron (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago - Current Score: 1.2


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If they lose to Chelsea today, I'm sure Sunderland's new manager will be the first to put his hand up... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cunchabunts in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 0.6



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