Jokes under Celebrities > Mariah Carey
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Mariah Carey - "When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Thats it Mariah, if you can't beat sickipedia, join us |
 
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by the_truth_ in Celebrities - Mariah Carey - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
| Mariah Carey - Why sing one note when you could sing ten? |
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by WellOriginalName in Celebrities - Mariah Carey - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 5.8
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Mariah Carey's estranged sister apparently wants to heal the rift between them, so that she can get to see Mariah and her twins. If you wanted to see her tits, just go out and buy a copy of FHM like the rest of us have to. |
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| Mariah, I want you for Christmas too. Naked and covered in brandy butter. |
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by retardedinagoodway in Events - Christmas (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
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Mariah Carey is an ungrateful cow. Bought her a ghost for Christmas, turns out she doesn't care about the presence underneath the Christmas tree. |
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Mariah Carey. I wonder if she gets disappointed at Christmas when she gets nothing? |
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| All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up every year. |
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