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Jokes under Celebrities > Ellie Simmons

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Just heard the shocking news in the world of disabled sport.
Someone's just shagged Ellie Simmonds.
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Joke by jobbyjobby in Celebrities - Ellie Simmons - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 92.8


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Ellie Simmons: "I worked my arse off at the Olympics."


And wore your legs away too, by the looks of it.
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Joke by oor wullie in Celebrities - Ellie Simmons - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 2




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I would vote for Ellie Simmons for sports personality but she is only really half way there. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kwlkid07 in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 1


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"Oh my God, they've got an Ellie Simmons doll." I said to my wife in the sports shop, picking it up and laughing.

I apologised, put her down then left before security could be called.
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Joke by Milo in Celebrities - Ellie Simmons - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 0.8



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