Jokes under Celebrities > Dave Lee Travis
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Dave Lee Travis has been on TV, "incensed" that his arrest has been linked with Jimmy Savile and children. He's been explaining that his offences involve grown up women and wants the media to ensure that fact is reported properly, as this is making him very angry. Well, I've misjudged him. He's an altogether much better class of sex offender. In fact, by BBC standards, he's a gentleman and thoroughly stand up chap. |
 
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Dave Lee Travis - Arrest `not child related`: Just good old fashioned rape then eh Dave? |
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I couldn't believe who was on my one way flight to Australia this morning. Chas and Dave, Tony Blackburn and Kid Jenson... |
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I've just heard about Dave Lee Travis. Well, who'd have thought it? I had absolutely no idea. He's still alive! |
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You've heard of the BLT, but have you ever heard of the DLT sandwich? It's a young girl trapped between some fat hairy ugly cunt DJ and the wall of the BBC broom cupboard! |
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Children in Need is over and it must be like Christmas morning at Dave Lee Travis house. Last night a fat old man with a white beard emptied his sack all over the living room. |
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All these revelations about sexual antics at the BBC in the '70s makes me feel sorry for the victims. All those teenage girls, throwing themselves at celebrity DJ's and sucking them dry. Then 40 years later sucking them dry again... of all the money they put aside for their retirement. Those poor bastard DJ's never stood a chance. |
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Dave Lee Travis arrested. Cue sound effects: "Quack Quack Oops" |
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by Monkey Man Arsewipe in Celebrities - Dave Lee Travis - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 0.8
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