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The sun: 'They used to call me fat and ugly. Look at me now....' Kelly Osbourne

Yep, congratulations Kelly: just pig ugly. Inspirational.
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Joke by bigjim79 in Celebrities - Kelly Osbourne - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 178.6


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I was shagging my girlfriend the other night when Kelly Osbourne came on the TV, after a minute of listening to her talk, I thought to myself, "Wow, she's fuckin ugly".

So thank you Kelly for keeping me in the game.
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Joke by Pornking in Celebrities - Kelly Osbourne - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 33




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Kelly Osbourne "I've lost 50lbs in 18mths!"

Living proof,you can't polish a turd...............
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Kelly Osbourne - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 3.8


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MS sufferer Jack Osbourne is joining forces with ex-druggie dad Ozzy and chubby sister Kelly to form a band.

"Shake, Rattle and Roll"
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Joke by scottyc79 in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.6


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Just saw an advert for Kelly Osbourne's hollywood diet where she promises to "Help you lose weight and look great". Kelly love. If you could really make people look great i'm pretty sure you'd start with yourself. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Eoghain616 in Celebrities - Kelly Osbourne - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.8


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I've just heard that Kelly Osbourne has collapsed.....

That massive head is too big for her body.
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Joke by runnydundiddy in Celebrities - Kelly Osbourne - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 1



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