Jokes under Celebrities > Jimmy Savile
| I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded. |
 
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Jimmy Savile's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it. Just what he would have wanted. |
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The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. |
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| My Jimmy Savile advent calendar is shit. The flaps only open from 1-16 |
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I've just bought the BBC advent calendar. Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child. |
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They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary. His last entry was about 10 years old. |
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Jimmy Savile's alleged victims say they just want justice. That's a funny word for money. |
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Time is the greatest healer. Unless you were molested by Jimmy Savile 40 years ago, then the solution appears to be money |
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The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked. They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it. |
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I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice. Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination. |
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