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I left some Quorn in the supermarket the other day. I went back and asked, "Have you seen my vegetarian mince?"

The shop assistant replied, "No, but walk up and down and I'll give you my honest opinion". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BoredWitless in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 62.6


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Vegetarian: I refuse to eat meat because I'm at one with Mother Nature and believe the slaughtering of innocent animals purely for food or pleasure is morally wrong.

Yeah? Well lets put you in a cage with a tiger and see if Mother Nature agrees with you... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thereisnogod in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 42.2




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I tried being a vegetarian once, but I just didn't have the energy I used to before I became one.

Probably from telling every single person I saw that I was a vegetarian. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 13.2


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I managed to cure my girlfriend's vegetarianism.

I locked her in the shed for three weeks with a bucket of water and her cat. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Milo in Other - Animals/Insects (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 11.2


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Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you`d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dylan1233 in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.6


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For all you vegetarians who eat Quorn but believe it's wrong to eat meat, it should be pointed out that for Quorn to taste like meat, someone who'd eaten meat before had to come along and taste the Quorn to verify it tasted like real meat.

And therefore an animal died in the making of your dinner tonight, you self-righteous pricks. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Black Dragon37 in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.4


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I have this theory that all vegetarians swallow.

Animal testing has been a success so far. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by louiswilkinson in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 4.6


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I don't have any beef with my vegetarian friends. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jboy_2000 in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 4.4


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I baked my vegetarian wife a Pasta Surprise for dinner last night..
"What's the surprise?" She asked
"It's got bacon in it!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Petexxx, originally by Some cunt on the radio in Other - Diets (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 3.4


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I became a vegan so I would have a long, healthy life...

But I soon realized it wasn't worth it. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lukeeduck in Other - Vegetarianism - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 3.4



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