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What have Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates got in common?

Neither of them can finish a sentence!
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Joke by Noit in In The News - Serial Killers (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,171


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Gareth Gates walked into a sweetshop for a Mars bar.
He came out with 50 packets of M&Ms
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Joke by Weetobix in Celebrities - Gareth Gates - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 93.4




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What do Gareth Gates and Jeremy Forrest have in common?

They've both been fucked by stammers.
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Joke by Rocket11 in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 87.6


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All my Christmas presents are really badly wrapped.
Like Gareth Gates with a Dizzee Rascal cover.
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Joke by drof in Celebrities - Dizzee Rascal (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9


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Got into a bit of a fight with Gareth Gates last night.

I said, "Mate! Dont start what you can't finish".

That shut him up .......... eventually.
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Joke by nobscratcher in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 7.8


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'6 Year Old Killed By Gates'

The things Gareth will do to get amongst the headlines again.

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Actually it was Bill
And windows was his idea
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Joke by JT-26 in Celebrities - Bill Gates (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 4.6


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I met Gareth Gates in a restaurant today. The poor lad's still struggling with that stammer.
He said "Fffff....fffff....fffff..fries with that, madam?"
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Joke by penny in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4.4


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gareth gates was involved in the accident that caused the m6 to be closed for six hours today. he was giving a statement I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by marcberry, originally by my friend nick in Celebrities - Gareth Gates - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 3


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BBC News: "Gareth Gates recalls stammering experiences".

Don't watch the video if you've got plans for Easter.
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Joke by mikeya7x in Events - Easter (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.8


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Gareth Gates is going to play Ronald McDonald in the new McDonalds adverts.

D-Do Ro-Ron-Ron D-Do Ro-Ron.
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Joke by westend Dan in Celebrities - Gareth Gates - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1.8



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