Jokes under Celebrities > Mitt Romney
|Mitt Romney spent $800m on not becoming president of the USA. I spent 65p and got the same result, except I have a Mars Bar.|
|Apparently Mrs Romney is overjoyed at Obama's victory, as now she won't have to move into a smaller house.|
|Say all you want about Mitt Romney but he sure has come along way since his days modelling "just for men" hair products.|
So the US has voted against Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan for the presidency.
I think they've missed a trick there. 'Rape Tourism' could have worked wonders for the US economy.
The day before the US elections, Barack Obama was spotted in Manhattan with his family, visiting some of the stores.
Whereas Mitt Romney was spotted at the same place with his wife, buying some of the stores.
Meat Loaf is telling his fans to vote for Mitt Romney.
I would do anything for Loaf, but I won't do that.
I got a total of $200 scaring my poverty-stricken neighborhood for Halloween's trick or treat last night.
Dressing up as Mitt Romney sure scared the shit out of these folks.
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