Jokes under Celebrities > Julian Assange
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Like Julian Assange I have been accused of rape for having sex with women while they were asleep. In my defence though, they were awake when I began. |
 
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Julian Assange is quite right: having sex with somebody while they are asleep isn't rape. It's marriage. |
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| BBC NEWS: wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals identities of worldwide Secret Santas. |
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by jimboleem in Celebrities - Julian Assange - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9.2
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The man who made 'Wikileaks' to leak Americas secrets be charged on rape allegations ? Another person that Americas been fucked over by then and regretted it the next morning... |
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Julian Assange was disappointed after his five hour meeting with Lady Gaga in the Ecuadoran embassy. After all that time she still didn't fall asleep. |
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by Dog Botherer in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 2 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 2.8
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So Nadine Dorries manages to slip the Conservative Party Whips and pisses off unnoticed to Australia. Julian Assange must be wondering how he fucking missed that one...... |
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What's the difference between Julian Assange and a lifeboat? One is a self righteous, leaky little shit and the other is a self righting, non-leaky little ship. |
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by Montyhound in Celebrities - Julian Assange - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
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