Jokes under Sex and shit > Arse
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Hindsight is a great thing. I love looking at girls' arses. |
 
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| Women are like chocolates. You sift through all the crappy ones and when you finally find the one you want, some asshole already stuck his finger in it. |
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What is green and about to be invisible? This cucumber |
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by rory55 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago - Current Score: 13
| It's so embarrassing when you walk past a girl just a raindrop falls in your eye and you accidentally wink at her... and grab her arse |
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I went into the hospital with a bulb hanging out of my ass. The nurse asked "how did this happen?" "I had a really shit idea" |
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by biotic_god in Illness and mortality - Hospital (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 11
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My orgasms are more intense when my wife's finger is inserted into my arsehole as I'm about to come. That's why I wank in the middle of the night, and she wakes up wondering why her finger stinks of shit. |
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I remember when I used to check out my wife's arse. She would hate it when I booked a separate hotel room for it. |
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I said to my doctor, "I was told that tomato sauce can reduce the risk of prostate cancer by up to a third." "You're either very stupid, or shit at excuses," he replied, pulling on a pair of gloves. "Now bend over and I'll extract that bottle of ketchup from your rectum." |
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What do you call a woman who waxes her arse? Anita Harris. |
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My mate just got back from a holiday in America: "Did you pull?" I asked. "Yeah mate" he said, "I was a proper fanny magnet." It was quite a surprise, I had no idea he was gay. |
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