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After five long years I've finally found an effective cure for prostate cancer.

If only Andrew Lloyd Webber didn't have the disease I could release it for general use. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spiritleader in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 77.4


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Andrew Lloyd Webber's tumour is due in hospital this morning to have a revolting disfigured lump removed. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 41.2




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I'm Andrew Lloyd Webber
I'm 61 year's old
And I have PC 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 31


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Andrew Lloyd Webber has an ugly growth stuck to his prostate.

Its called Graham Norton. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by marley in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 25


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Doctors had been hoping to operate straight away when they discovered Andrew Lloyd Webber had prostate cancer...

... but they couldn't work out which end was the arse. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Newptance in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 14.4


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Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber supposedly bought a Canaletto from sothebys for 30 million quid...Well, I just bought a can of lager from Tescos for 36p....Who's the cunt? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by life_glug in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 11


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I think Andrew Lloyd Webber's next casting show should be Jesus Christ Superstar.

That way they can say to each contestant 'you COULD be Jesus', and then the loser, each week, can be nailed to a cross and wynched out of the studio. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 10.6


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Daily Mirror: Andrew Lloyd Webber can never have sex again after prostate cancer treatment has left him impotent.

I'm surprised the hideous cunt ever got any in the first place. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by midasmonkey in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 9.4


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I went watching phantom of the opera last night and saw Andrew Lloyd Webber on the front row with tears in his eyes...... Mind you it must be painful sat there with an arse full of curry spice I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by checkers27 in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4


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Andrew Lloyd Webber's back in hospital again, but the signs are positive...

"Do not resuscitate." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4



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