Jokes under Celebrities > Andrew Lloyd Webber
After five long years I've finally found an effective cure for prostate cancer.
If only Andrew Lloyd Webber didn't have the disease I could release it for general use.
|Andrew Lloyd Webber's tumour is due in hospital this morning to have a revolting disfigured lump removed.|
Doctors had been hoping to operate straight away when they discovered Andrew Lloyd Webber had prostate cancer...
... but they couldn't work out which end was the arse.
|Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber supposedly bought a Canaletto from sothebys for 30 million quid...Well, I just bought a can of lager from Tescos for 36p....Who's the cunt?|
I think Andrew Lloyd Webber's next casting show should be Jesus Christ Superstar.
That way they can say to each contestant 'you COULD be Jesus', and then the loser, each week, can be nailed to a cross and wynched out of the studio.
Daily Mirror: Andrew Lloyd Webber can never have sex again after prostate cancer treatment has left him impotent.
I'm surprised the hideous cunt ever got any in the first place.
|I went watching phantom of the opera last night and saw Andrew Lloyd Webber on the front row with tears in his eyes...... Mind you it must be painful sat there with an arse full of curry spice|
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