Jokes under Celebrities > Adele
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Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out in the summer. |
 
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| Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger. |
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Adele says she's been hurt by fat jokes about her and is going through a lot of pain. Yeah, probably Pain au Chocolat. |
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My laptop is fucked. It just keeps playing "Chasing Pavements" over and over again. Probably because it's a Dell. |
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by swordedfish in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 906.8
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I hope everything is fine with Adele's pregnancy. Because I really can't listen to a whole album about a dead baby this Winter. |
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| I tried watching Adele's latest video on YouTube, but it was constantly buffeting. |
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Adele: The Brit School saved me from teen pregnancy No, I'm pretty sure being fat and ginger saved you from teen pregnancy. |
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by seamboyseam in Sex and shit - Ugly (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 430.6
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Manager: "Adele, you just received an offer from Hollywood, they say they have a big role for you in the new Jerry Maguire movie. What do you think?" Adele: "You had me at big roll." |
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How does Adele have her eggs at breakfast? In cake. |
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| Adele is still at the top of the charts because no one can move her. |
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submitted by racistemo, originally by My friend Eden in Celebrities - Adele - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 314.2
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