Jokes under Sex and shit > Hanging

After the accidental death of her husband during a solo sex act gone wrong, the newly widowed wife is being interviewed by a police officer.
"I understand how distressing this is for you, madam. My report may contain some embarrassing information you may wish to remain private. I'll read the report to you and you stop me if there's anything in it you'd like to change. Ok?"
"Ok, officer".
"The deceased was found in his bedroom hanging from the wardrob [...]

After the accidental death of her husband during a solo sex act gone wrong, the newly widowed wife is being interviewed by a police officer.
"I understand how distressing this is for you, madam. My report may contain some embarrassing information you may wish to remain private. I'll read the report to you and you stop me if there's anything in it you'd like to change. Ok?"
"Ok, officer".
"The deceased was found in his bedroom hanging from the wardrobe door, a noose around his neck.
He was wearing a fancy dress school girl uniform complete with bra, knickers and fishnet stockings.
He was wearing nipple clamps and a large, still functioning, vibrator was inserted in his rectum.
Over his head was a soiled pair of knickers, identified as belonging to his wife.
He was handcuffed with a pair of novelty pink furry handcuffs and was partway through the act of masturbation.
Nearby was a copy of Take A Break magazine propped open to display a picture of Lorraine Kelly."
"Lorraine Kelly!!? Could you change that to well known T.V. Presenter?".