Jokes under Sex and shit > Spanking
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"What's my name and who's your Daddy?" I shouted during one of our recent spanking sessions. "I don't know!" cried my wife. She was far kinkier before the Alzheimer's. |
 
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by theresacatin in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 169.8
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My girlfriend provides a very specialised sexual service. Her clients have an urge to be spanked with chocolate biscuits. She's a dominatwix. |
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Spank your child and you get arrested for child abuse. Spank your wife and you get to jizz on her back. |
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Me and the wife tried a bit of spanking last night. I got a bit carried away and now she's eating through a straw |
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