Jokes under Events > Jubilee
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I was walking down The Mall with a friend yesterday when he turned to me and said, "Seeing all those flags on display makes me so proud of my country." "But Chan, you're Chinese," I replied. "All those flags are British." "No, they're not," he laughed. "Just take a look at the labels." |
 
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The Queen's Jubilee Weekend. We've had the week, now where's the fucking end? |
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During the Queen's jubilee concert, the cameras missed the part when Her Majesty turned to Charles and said, "I fucking told you this would happen if you put my party invitation on Facebook!" |
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| Can't believe all these BNP rallies I've been seeing over the bank holiday! |
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I was pissing myself when I heard about Prince Philip's bladder infection. And so was he. |
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by DrewMcIntyre in Illness and mortality - Infection (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 2.6
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I just watched the Queen's jubilee on Dave, can you believe it? 50 wonderful years. |
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by FIREMAXONLINE in Celebrities - The Queen (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
| disappointing Britons! Not being able to sing the second verse of the national anthem. Everyone knows it is... |
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| Prince Phillip's attempts at preventing himself from "pissing ones pants" during a live performance by Cheryl Cole resulted in the royal being transferred to hospital with a bladder infection. |
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What do the Queen and Prince Phillip's doctor have in common? They're both piss taking cunts. |
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There were very few 'non-white' faces in the crowds during this Jubilee weekend. OK, hands up who got home and found one of these: A) Their house burgled B) Daughter raped/groomed C) Both |
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