Jokes under Celebrities > Alex Ferguson
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98 years ago today, the Germans & British troops brought a temporary ceasefire to the Great War and had a game of football out on no-man's land. The fighting resumed when somebody was killed after being hit on the head with the football. |
 
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Just heard the news about Alex Ferguson retiring. It's so refreshing to see a story of a man in his seventies, in the news, that doesn't involve child abuse. |
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Sir Alex Ferguson defended his decision to leave Van Persie on the bench for today's match in the rain claiming... "The boy could have drowned!" |
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| In honour of Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement, all Premiership matches will play an extra 2 minutes injury time this weekend. |
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After a wild night of drinking, Stephen Gately and his husband decide to play a sex game. Stephen says, "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch." Turns out he bought the watch off Alex Ferguson... |
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by russbeer in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 173.6
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Ferguson decided to retire before the goal line technology was introduced. As you can't bribe machinery. |
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| Following the shock news that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring at the end of the season, Wrigleys have announced they have entered administration. |
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Sir Alex Ferguson.. 1000 games, 598 wins, 1863 goals, 2027 points, 12 titles... 1 coat. |
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submitted by nick78, originally by Twitter @MirrorFootball in Celebrities - Alex Ferguson - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 112.4
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Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement has been described by many people as a huge loss to the game of football. Yes, about 5 minutes per match. |
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| Alex Ferguson moved his clocks forward at 1:08am. |
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by alexorozco in Celebrities - Alex Ferguson - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago - Current Score: 38.6
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