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Did anyone else think that Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cheekymiss in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 472


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If Mel Gibson wasn't hated enough for being a racist, wife beating, arrogant prick. Apparently he's now punched a baby.

I'd like to be the first to welcome Mel, let's just hope he posts some good jokes.
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Joke by AWittyUsername2.0 in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 50




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Mel Gibson's new film is called 'The Beaver'.

Which is interesting because both of them can be used as a different word for cunt
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Joke by stevo21 in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 30


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Heard that mel gibsons original title of 'what women want' was to be.....

'what women need (is a fucking smack)'
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Joke by Greylantern in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 14.8


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So Oliver Stone is making a new movie with Mel Gibson.

Apparently it's all about how the Jews bombed Pearl Harbor.
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Joke by Crippitycrap in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 11.6


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I like to call my dick "Mel Gibson" because it's a Lethal Weapon. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by THELYRICALSLAUGHTER in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.6


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Seems like Mel Gibson's wife has a lethal weapon to help make her fortune too.

In the shape of a £350.000.000 divorce settlement

That'll teach the cunt to fuck with British history
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Joke by GIZZARD in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 4.2


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A guy came up to me in the street and asked if I wanted to donate money to a church that Mel Gibson was setting up.

"I'm not going to fund a mental Christian." I told him.
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Joke by Milo in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.4


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I can't believe the Muslims don't allow portrayals of Mohammed. They're missing such an opportunity for a big-budget biopic.

After all, Mel Gibson made The Passion Of The Christ, and it's not like he's done any damage to relations between the major religions.
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Joke by 8 ace in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 2.4


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I watched Braveheart with that Mel Gibson fella on telly last night

Great film,but the Aussie lunatic kept distracting me banging on about "niggers,jews and cunts"
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Joke by widowwarmer in Celebrities - Mel Gibson - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2.2



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