Jokes under Celebrities > Bill Clinton
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When asked by Jay Leno to explain the main differences between the English and the Americans, John Cleese answered as follows: a) We speak English. b) When we host an international event, we invite other countries. c) When we meet our head of state, we only have to go down on one knee. |
 
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by geebee in Racism - American (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 305.6
| My wife thinks I was out all afternoon doing research for my biography of Bill Clinton. I was actually at the park with my girlfriend, getting a blowjob between two bushes. |
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| Hurricane Sandy, the biggest blow job in the USA since Bill Clinton said to the hard of hearing intern Monica Lewinsky, "I'd like you to hold my calls and sack my cook". |
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by Lurker NZ in In The News - Hurricanes (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 18.4
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Hilary Clinton recently returned from a trip to Australia. Where she bought Bill a bong. |
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The new film Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter looks quite good. I think I'll wait for the sequel, Bill Clinton: Lady Killer. |
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