Jokes under Sex and shit > Premature Ejaculation
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I met a girl in the pub. We chatted and got drunk and I ended up at hers. "Listen," I said, "I'm not very experienced and, when I'm with a girl for the first time, I do suffer from a bit of premature ejaculation." "Well, we can take it slow, babe," she winked. "How premature?" "Remember earlier in the pub, when you asked me about sex?" "Yeah?" "Then." |
 
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Supporting the England football team in big competitions is just like sex. An unnecessary amount of hype is created for something that will inevitably end prematurely. |
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My boyfriend suffers from premature ejaculation. It really gets on my tits when he pulls out so soon. |
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by paulio12 in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 90.4
| I ordered some pills against premature ejaculation a month ago but they still haven't come. |
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| Women always say that sex with me is quite a revelation - well - Revelation 22:12 to be exact - 'Behold I come quickly...!' |
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by sillybugger in Sex and shit - Premature Ejaculation - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 70.6
| My premature ejaculation problem is so bad even the Mayans saw me coming. |
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by Admiral Anus in Sex and shit - Premature Ejaculation - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 51
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The omens don't look good for these premature ejaculation pills that the postman has just delivered. They came in a jiffy. |
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by midasmonkey in Sex and shit - Premature Ejaculation - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 14
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Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter. Unless you're a woman. |
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by bungholebuster in Sex and shit - Premature Ejaculation - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 12.2
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When I was fifteen, I went to a massage parlour. The girl got me to lie on my front, then massaged my back for about five minutes. Then she winked and said, 'Would you like a happy ending?' 'No thanks,' I replied, 'I've had two already.' |
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I said to a girl, "If you come back to my house and have sex with me tonight, I can guarantee an amazing orgasm within 40 seconds." "What makes you so confident that you'll do that?" she asked. "I suffer with premature ejaculation." |
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by Marc Gatland in Sex and shit - Premature Ejaculation - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 9.6
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