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Take my word for it, Rooney is on his way to Liverpool. I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying, "Looks like Wayne's coming."

I didn't hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.
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Joke by Jismfactor in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 283.6


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What do Michael Barrymore and Roy Hodgson have in common?

They both regret going to the pool.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 125




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"Roy Hodgson leaves Liverpool".

Well he won't be doing it very fast, he won't have any wheels on his car.
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Joke by FattyBoJangles in Crime - Theft (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 20.4


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Who is this 'Wayne' character Roy Hodgson said stopped the England game last night? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fwog in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.4


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I felt terribly sorry for the trampish looking guy as he cried whilst rummaging through rubbish, but there was nothing I could do to help him.


Roy Hodgson will just have to pick his own team.
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Joke by amakerman in Racism - English (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 6


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With racism due to play a key part in the upcoming Euro 2012, lets hope Roy Hodgson has made the white choices. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WittyBanterMan in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3.4


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"So Roy, Congratulations on the England managers job and thank you for coming to this interview; It must be fantastic"

"Thank you it is"

"So tell me; As a manager what's the greatest feeling you've experienced so far"

"Wimming"

"Haha Indeed, well let's hope ther'll be plenty of winning"

".......uhm....yes....winning"
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Joke by rudedog in Celebrities - Roy Hodgson - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2.6


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My wife earns a living through waste management.

She cleans Roy Hodgson's house.
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Joke by jack the gripper in Celebrities - Roy Hodgson - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 1.4


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Make sure you all tune into ITV1 next Monday evening as Liverpool begin their Euros against France. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kipper163 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 0.6


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Roy Hodgson has told Rooney to increase his dribbling in the second half.

If the Ukranians keep slipping on it, we've got half a chance.
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Joke by puncho in Celebrities - Roy Hodgson - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 0.6



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