Jokes under Celebrities > Cher
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I remember back in the day when I used to date Cher, she would buy me really bizarre presents. Once on my birthday she turned up with a piglet. ' What the fuck kind of present is this??!' I asked ' I got you babe ' she replied |
 
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| I hear that in preparation for his role in Magic Mike, Channing Tatum actually spent 20 years training as a douchebag. |
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Liverpool's Theme tune is you'll never walk alone. Surely it should be Cher's 'Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves'. |
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Whats the difference between Cher and Pete Burns? Cher has a penis. |
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A new crippled tribute act has taken the music industry by storm. Wheel-Cher |
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A book containing photographs of all of Cher's old breast implants has published in America. It's been released as "Cher's Greatest Tits". |
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"Do you know any good Cher movies?" "No". "Correct". So far, my specialised subject was going well on 'Mastermind'. |
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