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In terms of song-writing, I'd say the Bee Gees are definitely up there with John Lennon.

Well, two of them are anyway.
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Joke by MrCandB in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 90.6


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Robin Gibb has provided proof that a healthy vegetarian diet coupled with alcohol abstention prolongs your life.

He has managed to eke out 62.5 years - six months longer than Jocky Wilson.
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Joke by billybullock in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 45.6




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Statistically, 2 out of 3 Bee Gees are Stayin Alive I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by woodsy_ftm in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 36.2


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I phoned Barry Gibb and said "I'm doing a survey on grave depths"

"How deep is your Bruv?"
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Joke by cvrock in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 18.6


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When Robin Gibb went into a coma at the weekend doctors thought he had contracted pneumonia. After he came round on Sunday morning they realised it was just Saturday night fever. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jismfactor in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 15


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Barry Gibb pulled into our garage for an MOT today:

I said, "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

"Alright mate," he said "Don't take the piss."

I said, "I'm not taking the piss, you've just driven over my foot!"
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Joke by Fuckdat in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 11.8


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Robin Gibb. RIPBG. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by agoodshit in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 8.8


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Even though he only passed away recently, Robin Gibb has been haunting my house.

I've got the hebe Gee Bees.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 6


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What has four legs and a cunt on its back?

The Bee Gees.
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Joke by pickandchew in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 5.2


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I for one was glad to see the recent ban on the use of pesticides which are killing off the Bee population in the UK.

It's just a shame it came a bit too late to save Robin and Maurice.
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Joke by stash in Celebrities - Bee Gees - Added: 6 days ago - Current Score: 3.8



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