Jokes under Sex and shit > Piss
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My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower. I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally." She said, "That's disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!" "Hey," I said, "these things happen when you're having a shit." |
 
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by ElGringoBandito in Sex and shit - Shit (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,641.2
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My wife says it's disgusting to piss in the bath. I suppose I should wait until she gets out. |
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I'm in a wheelchair at the moment and so I have to pee sitting down. I still put the toilet seat up afterwards though, just to piss the wife off. |
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by Tinpotbob in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 977.4
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My wife always complains that I miss the bowl when I pee. To be honest, I shouldn't be pissing in my kids' cereal at all really. |
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by craig__2k4 in Sex and shit - Piss (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 656.8
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When the toilet seat is up, a man can piss with deadly accuracy. When someone leaves the seat down, a man pisses like an epileptic at a disco. |
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said "Toilets closed" |
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by jewish nazi in Sex and shit - Piss (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 557
| Do women shake the petrol pump after filling up or is it just a man thing? |
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by ted maul reports in Sex and shit - Piss (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 524.2
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Why was the washing machine at the old folks' home laughing? 'Coz it was taking the piss out of the underwear. |
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by BIRTHDAY DASTARD in Sex and shit - Piss - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 498.4
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I recently found out that when using the urinal 33% of men hold their cock with their left hand and 67% use their right. 89% wanted to know why I was watching them piss. |
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by FantasticMrFucks in Sex and shit - Piss - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 479.8
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Why do men have showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. |
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