Jokes under In The News > Hosepipe Ban
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I'm doing my bit for the current hosepipe ban. I'm washing myself in the floods outside my house. |
 
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There was a riot in our street last night , when we found the hosepipe ban is not going to be lifted. Luckily the police brought it quickly under control with the use of water-cannon. |
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| The real reason there's a hosepipe ban is so you don't squirt that idiot with a flaming torch running down your road. |
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| I've just reported my local DIY store to the police. Despite the hose pipe ban they are still blatantly selling them! |
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My penis is a lot like a hosepipe It's not going to be used very much this Summer. |
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| Oh I get it, the Hosepipe ban is there to stop the UK from getting any wetter, right? |
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| Bringing in a hosepipe ban seems to be the modern day equivalent of doing a rain dance. |
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The hose pipe ban has really started taking its toll now. I mean what the fuck am I supposed to use to siphon this flood out of my living room? |
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There has been excessive wind blowing through the UK A Hair dryer ban will become operational from the 1st June 2012 |
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by TommyK7777777 in In The News - Hosepipe Ban - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.2
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As there is a drought over the UK, I have been keeping an eye on who is abusing the water. Take for instance my neighbour, in the last 3 days she has had 2 showers and a bath. I have the photgraphic evidence if required |
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submitted by Cowpie, originally by Jimmy Carr in Sex and shit - Voyeurism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7.6
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