Jokes under In The News > Hosepipe Ban
There was a riot in our street last night , when we found the hosepipe ban is not going to be lifted.
Luckily the police brought it quickly under control with the use of water-cannon.
|The real reason there's a hosepipe ban is so you don't squirt that idiot with a flaming torch running down your road.|
|I've just reported my local DIY store to the police. Despite the hose pipe ban they are still blatantly selling them!|
The hose pipe ban has really started taking its toll now.
I mean what the fuck am I supposed to use to siphon this flood out of my living room?
There has been excessive wind blowing through the UK
A Hair dryer ban will become operational from the 1st June 2012
As there is a drought over the UK, I have been keeping an eye on who is abusing the water.
Take for instance my neighbour, in the last 3 days she has had 2 showers and a bath.
I have the photgraphic evidence if required
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