Jokes under Celebrities > Tom Jones
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I went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home'." He replied, "Ah yes, I think you might have Tom Jones' Syndrome." I asked, "I've never heard of that - is it common?" "It's not unusual." |
 
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by Nitrokausion in Celebrities - Tom Jones - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 136.8
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Pushing Nan round Tesco, I couldn't believe she'd overcome her dementia. "Do you see Tom Jones over there?" she yelled. "I remember throwing my knickers at him!" And sure enough, walking towards us was Tom Jones... "Hey Tom!" I said. "Nan reckons she once threw her knickers at you!" "Oh she did, did she?" he grinned. "It was by the meat counter, does she want them back?" |
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by kamsy123 in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 31.6
| Is it me or is Tom Jones gradually becoming a sheep? |
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by UnidentifiedCamel in Celebrities - Tom Jones - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19.2
| I often look forward to Saturday nights in with just me and The Voice. Of course by "The Voice" I mean my alternative personality that tells me to fuck my neighbour's cat then burn down the house... |
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Tom Jones has apparently been spotted having an affair with a famous british boxer's wife. Sources close to the welsh singer have said he's told her she can "leave her Hatton". |
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| Despite my negative expectations, Sir Tom Jones sure is as good at singing as he was as good at killing all those people in the Saw movies |
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Why does Tom Jones last forever in bed? Because his mama told him not to come. |
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I went to the doctors recently and he diagnosed me with 'Tom Jones' syndrome.' ''Oh, very funny,'' I said, ''Let me guess, 'it's not unusual?'' ''No actually,'' He replied, ''You look like a creepy old pervert |
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