Jokes under Celebrities > Tom Jones
I went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home'."
He replied, "Ah yes, I think you might have Tom Jones' Syndrome."
I asked, "I've never heard of that - is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
|I often look forward to Saturday nights in with just me and The Voice. Of course by "The Voice" I mean my alternative personality that tells me to fuck my neighbour's cat then burn down the house...|
Tom Jones has apparently been spotted having an affair with a famous british boxer's wife.
Sources close to the welsh singer have said he's told her she can "leave her Hatton".
|Despite my negative expectations, Sir Tom Jones sure is as good at singing as he was as good at killing all those people in the Saw movies|
I went to the doctors recently and he diagnosed me with 'Tom Jones' syndrome.'
''Oh, very funny,'' I said, ''Let me guess, 'it's not unusual?''
''No actually,'' He replied, ''You look like a creepy old pervert
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